Parenting Practices: S-KA-PAY

Here is a brief photo tutorial on how to escape (S-KA-PAY) from a crib.                           

#1 Anchor left arm on the end of the crib and use the right leg as leverage

#2 Balance on crib side and use both hands to rotate your center of gravity

#3 Try not too look too cute for your mother who is trying to capture this from under a blanket

#4 Begin the descent...

#5 ...using the crib mattress as an anchor...

#6...to swing your left leg to the exterior of the crib

#7 Don't be afraid of the drop...

...it's carpet!

#8 Try not to look too proud of yourself

And that folks is how it's done.