Helper

I am certain that once in your life you have had a "burning" desire to know what happens when you microwave american cheese for over a minute.  Thanks to my kitchen "helper" that desire has been fulfilled for me.

 

What you can't tell from this photo (or maybe you can?) is how cemented to the plate the cheese brick was. I basically had to use a chisel or ice pick to get it off.  We tried it, and honestly it tasted and felt kind of like a cheez-it.

p.s. In case you were wondering, I don't actually own an ice pick.  I just wanted to paint a picture, so to speak.