For years Ben has been telling everyone how he doesn't sleep.
"Good morning Ben, did you sleep well?"
"I DON'T sleep!"
Dr: "Ben tell me how school is. Are you eating healthy food, not too much sugar? How are you sleeping?"
Ben: "Oh, I don't sleep." Which every time sends a shocked look of concern with raised eyebrows from the doctor in my direction.
"Ben, it is late, you need to go to sleep."
"Mommy/Daddy, I told you, I DON'T sleep!"
There has been talk of things that we could do to prove to him that he sleeps. They usually involve permanent markers, shaving cream, make-up and the like.
However one morning I checked on him, chuckled and began to walk away when I realized the moment had arrived. I went and got my camera and took several pictures with the red eye light and flash and he did not stir. When he woke up I asked some questions to see if he was just playing with me, but he knew none of the answers. So I showed him this:
He was shocked. "When did you take that?" "I was doing that?" "Why is my blanket wrapped around my head?"That my dear is what we call...PROOF!
ha! does he believe you now?
ReplyDeleteso, Ben never sleeps, and my Sam is never tired. oh boy, hahaha
This is perfect! Reminds me of Garrett - he used to say the same thing. But one time I drew all over him with marker to prove he slept. Haha.
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